I didn’t buy the first book that failed, and I didn’t pay for tickets to see his tour, oh that’s right, no one did except him.
So I was grateful to see that The Hollywood Gossip wasted their own $9.09 (on sale Amazon) so that others wouldn’t have to.
As you know I have pretty much ignored the existence of Mario Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton, here on the site, can’t ignore someone who is suing you for your website PerezRevenge; Yes still in litigation, I have an appeal in CA and the NY cases continue.
So here is the review:
…. his drive to bolster his own celebrity is out of hand.
Case in point: His new book, True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating and Overdosing. Yes. The ultimate insider’s guide to celeb gossip.
Yeah, right. It should be called True Stories of Sitting at My Laptop Drawing Semen and Penises on Celebrity Photos and Occasionally Getting My Ass Kicked.
That would be accurate, at least.
The teaser for the book says it’s “raw and unprotected – Just like celebrity sex!” Classy. It also promises “revealing details most magazines wouldn’t dare publish.”
We find that a little hard to believe, since when he’s not shilling for his own record label, Perez gets all his celebrity gossip from magazines and other websites.
All blogs do this, of course – find stories, report on them, link to sources. It’s what they do. Most aren’t self-obsessed idiots who claim to be all-knowing, though.
The success of Perez Hilton the site speaks for itself. But if you like it, you’re better off just reading it online, rather than paying money for this crap in print.
That is, unless you need his “Steamy details on Twilight dating,” “The Annual Perezzie Awards” or Perez’s “Top Ten Hollywood Predictions.” Then hop to it.
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